KPM has to sit around and listen to everybody blab on about how colorful and fabulous KPPPM is. But KPM, darlin', listen--you are a beautiful yarn yourself. You think you're plain old indigo; you're medium indigo and dark indigo and rilly pale indigo where the dye didn't take. You're no cheerleader; you're editing the literary magazine, girl.

made me remember a line of girls' lingerie I saw at Target--light blue with a little red drawing of a girl on it, and the legend, "I'm cuter than the cheerleaders." Pajamas--pants and tops--and underwear--panties and bras. I would have bought some because I am, you know, cuter than the cheerleaders (or was!), but unfortunately I am no longer the same size as my cuter-than-the-cheerleaders former self.